Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

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Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks