Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Neon Jokes More Neon Jokes

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.