Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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Pronounce this word: unionized

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You Barium.

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

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If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!