What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

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What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

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Why are turtles dangerous in China ?

Because they can turtle you.

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.