How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

How does the china man say "wrong"?

he says "wong"

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What's next to England?

A question mark.

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.