Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

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What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?

A: Wendy's!

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland