Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

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How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

What do you call post-modern Persians?

PomIranians

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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!