What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to .

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How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin