What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to .

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin