Pump Kin Jokes

What do inbreds do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

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How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

What's a redneck's favourite vegetable?

Pump-kin.

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Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

O Jokes More O Jokes

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out"

What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Tumblr User Jokes More Tumblr User Jokes

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Red Neck Jokes More Red Neck Jokes

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.