Pump Kin Jokes

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

Hillbilly Jokes More Hillbilly Jokes

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

O Jokes More O Jokes

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

West Virginia Jokes More West Virginia Jokes

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

Tumblr User Jokes More Tumblr User Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel