Pump Kin Jokes

What do inbreds do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

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How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

What's a redneck's favourite vegetable?

Pump-kin.

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

O Jokes More O Jokes

What do you call a disabled Lego?

An O.

What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What did Tennesee?

What Arkansas..

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.