Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

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What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.