Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

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What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.