How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.