How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

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Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House