What do toads drink ?

Croaka-cola !

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

A: Croaka Cola.

What do toads drink ?

Croaka-cola !