What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

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Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.