Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!