Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.