Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

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What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.