Because they're the largest re-tail-er
If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
A: A first-aid kit!
A cheetah
Because there's Targets around every corner.
They prefer a Target.
One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.
A: Pretty hot
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
Run over an Italian.
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
