Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

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What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

How do redneck Na'vi get their skin tone?

Blue Genes... I'll be here all week

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How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."