What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.