What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)