What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

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What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)