Valley Girl Jokes

What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

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Why are valley girls so odd?

They can't even.

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Goth Jokes More Goth Jokes

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

Literally Jokes More Literally Jokes

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

Odd Numbered Group Jokes More Odd Numbered Group Jokes

Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups?

Two for me and one for you.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."