Valley Girl Jokes

What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

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Why are valley girls so odd?

They can't even.

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Literally Jokes More Literally Jokes

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.