Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Milky Way Jokes More Milky Way Jokes

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?