What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).