What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation