Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.