Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.