How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

deleted

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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What are instructions?

Correct."

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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How is that even science fiction?

They might as well rename it "Downton Abbey."

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"