How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Rename Jokes More Rename Jokes

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

How is that even science fiction?

They might as well rename it "Downton Abbey."