What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

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What do u call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."