What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!