What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How can you spell chilly with two letters?

IC (icy) .

What two words have the most letters?

Post office.