What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

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What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking