What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

What are your two favourite times to party?

Daytime and night-time!

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP