What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)