What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

through the cell wall.

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How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!