What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.