What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.