What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

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What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

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What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.