What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

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How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !