What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What do you do with a dead scientist?

Barium