What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium