What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

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What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!