Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate