Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

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What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Why was the homeless man's body cremated?

Because he urned it