What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium