What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's ISIS's favourite band?

Koran Koran.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam