What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

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How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year?

She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

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What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.