How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.

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How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

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