How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.

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Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ?

Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.