Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.
He thought they had delivery service.