What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

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What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

supplies!!!!!!!!!!

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure