What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

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What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.

What do you call a lazy immigrant ?

A United States citizen