What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off?

Bi-polar

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

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What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.