What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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I want hue.

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One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

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If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

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That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

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Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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He always came on time.

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One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

eFISHancy!