What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date?

irrelephant

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen