Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!