What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.