What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

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Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.