What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.