How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

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What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

acidic juice

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

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Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.