How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

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Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

What do you call a Jamaican redditor?

Lemon

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What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

acidic juice

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

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How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.