What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

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What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!