What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

Why are me and my friends so nosey?

Because we're pry mates.

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

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What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !