What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !