Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What's a rabbits' favorite song?

Hoppy Birthday to You."

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!