Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

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What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

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What's a rabbits' favorite song?

Hoppy Birthday to You."

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!