What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

a pilot, you racist

What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.