What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.