What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

Siamese Twin Jokes More Siamese Twin Jokes

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Siamese Jokes More Siamese Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.